Name: Corpse of Phil Hartman
Lowdown: Known well for performing on SNL for many, many years, he unfortunately was killed by his psycho-bitch wife, depriving us of much happiness :(
Training: Not only did he spend about a decade on SNL as such great characters as Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, and the Anal Retentive Chef, he also played several voices on the Simpsons, such as Troy McClure and Lynnol Hutz.
Specialties: He's dead. Dead people have some really amazing powers. Especially ones that are fighting in a sumo match. Dont count the corpse out.
Name: Jerry Seinfeld
Lowdown: He just left his mysteriously popular tv show to do.. well.. commercials? I have no idea what he's doing now, probably going to art shows or mixing special blends of coffee.
Training: He was a stand up comic, and I am sure his dodging ability has raised dramatically from avoiding broken bottles in sleazy strip clubs in his 'early' days. But i say his dumbfounding popularity has softened him up.
Specialties: He's got a really annoying voice.
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Corpse of Phil Hartman